Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 02, 2010

That’ll sure ruffle the feathers a bit!

Good Morning Thom & Everyone

Nah! They aren’t fried, they are marinated.

And pickled too!

I don’t think this is what the Colonel had in mind when he was talking about the secret herbs and spices.

♫♪♫If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I’d like to do Is to save every day ‘til eternity passes away♪♫♫♪

Well their brains are fried anyways. What’s next……Crossing the road.

Do a little celebrating on memorial day Thom?

Do I suddenly see the world through a dogs eyes. Where is the color?

Do I see a face in a bottle? Then again, I used to see a lot in a bottle.

My shrink says most of my present problems may have been caused by searching for that last corner in a bottle. I do know I spent a lot of time on the corner.

However I don’t remember eating Coc au Von on a regular basis. I do remember the Graham Kerr/Julia Child method of cooking where more wine went to the chef than the bird.

Anyway, now I believe in moderation. Wine should only be drunken out of bottles without screw-caps and only on days with a “y”.

Self-basting, self-marinating, and if someone brings a match too close to them, self-roasting.

Might be the fist time I’d eat chicken livers……………

Lew “Time in a bottle”, maybe!

Well, since none of what they’re drinking appears to be Bourbon, I think we can assume that they are not Kentucky Fried Chickens.

Now I understand where we get pickled eggs.

Maybe they’ll Croce-t a wrap later, Dry?

Must be getting ready for the hens and egg laying season. Using the last of the nest egg on a really good time before going back to heavy work.

Why would they be fried? They drank a bottle of WIN.

Pie-eyed?

yummm - bourbon chicken.

This is not what I had in mind when I went searching for a couple of drunk, dizzy chicks.

Truly birdbrains–this may be why.

Lewreader, did you catch my post? That was supposed to be for you! :^)

So we need their vin numbers for a trafic stop, Joe?

Joe people make mistakes when typing . The o in von in Lew’sstatement is right next to the I, could it be that his finger slipped on the keyboard? And when pronounced it is coke ah van. So, confusion abounds, but we all know what he intended.

Beer can chicken!