Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 01, 2010

Good Morning Thom and everyone

Little creature in the sea weed on the bottom!

Dry scaly skin is a big problem if you spend too much time in the water. Nice to have an effective solution.

Good Morning Supreme Leader & Fellow Birdbrains!

Nothing like a little bit of dry humour here, eh Thom?

Smiley face in bubble on the shark’s nose!

Good call, LuvH8.

I saw dat’ one and thought of you LUVH8

Couldn’t sleep! Not without getting My Birdbrains comment in.

Yeah all that salt in the ocean is enough to make your skin dry and scaly. It’s bad for your complexion.

And is it safe to do business with a shark, they’re always out to get you one way or the other.

Watch out Lewreader not even the ocean’s safe for you to hide in.

LADYWOLF After all the nice things I just said about you in BT, you have the nerve to say 7/8ths of the worlds surface isn’t big enough to hide my mental impairments?

LUVH8 POWERBOY stole my compliment. How bout the two in the seaweed below the jar?

Ladies, why do the eyes of the girls behind cosmetic displays light up when they see men with a puzzled look on their faces?

Enjoy tomorrow without me. Shrink appointment at 0 dark hundred.

Are you sure that’s moisturizer and not BBQ sauce?

With that big honker on the shark, i was expecting the her to make demonstration on how a eating machine works.

Funny!

Lewreader, for the record, the ocean doesn’t cover 7/8ths of the world’s surface. It covers 71%, just over 7/10ths. There. Doesn’t that make you feel better about the size of your mental impairments? :))

I, too, wondered about the wisdom of buying anything from a shark, especially if you’re an obvious prey species.

Smiley bubble found by LuvH8 Makes me feel happy Makes me feel great. W/apologies to Don Ho.

There’s an Edvard Munch Scream-like face sideways on the shark’s snout.

I think she’s all wet.

the avon shark

Oil also aids with dry, scaly skin. But that is not always a good thing.

I like the name of the Deluxe Moisturizer…..

Ocean Spra……..and Thom even colored it cranberry!

There’s a little piggy thing straight down all the way from the “S” in “Spra”.

I gotta’ come up for air!

And there’s likely lipstick on the piggy, too, pooh.

And nobody could ever accuse a shark of being scaly.

Some (especially in the Gulf) might be a bit oily, but that’s not their fault…

Oh yes: and: I’m offended at this base stereotyping of sharks. They can’t help it if they are bloodthirsty salesmen, who go into a frenzy when defenseless fish are dangled in front of them…

Errr, ummmm–I’m offended!

Well, it was about time somebody was. :)

: )  Thank you Lonewolf, Powerboy, Lewreader & LaflnLarry  ( :

I wouldn’t buy skin care products from someone with skin like sandpaper.

I’m late, and no one missed me :(

My lips are ‘scaly’ today, after I forgot to buy lip balm and was out doors (in the sun) for 10 hours. :( [on my feet from 8am-8:48pm]

photoshop or watercolor?

nighthawkssaid, the avon shark

The Candy-Gram thing wasn’t working.

He can also sell ice to Inuits.

rabbitrose -

Watercolor.

Thom :)

There’s a little bug-eyed critter to the right of tie knot.