Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 09, 2010

Somehow I’m reminded of Blazing Saddles and Alien

Is it my eyes, or do I see quite a few faces. Lewreader what’s your shrink’s number? I may have need of his services.

Now this is a brainiac!

Two faces in the yellow shirt, one at the belly and one on the bottom to the left.

Good Morning, Thom and All

LADYWOLF You might be able to squeeze in after me, but I’m in for a long session today. Not only has THOM played with my fragile mental health today, but I have a case of “”poor, poor, pitiful me” that is everyone else’s fault. Is the LADYWOLF BAR & GRILL still open? Seconds are in order.

LONEWOLF What’s that in his beard?

Good Morning, Lewreader. That’s a good one. Good call!

Who’ll clean up the mess, huh, fat boy?

I’m in the Shrink’s office after Lewreader and LW! Gah this isn’t fair for someone to mess with our fragile mental healths like this!!!

Mornin’ Thom and Tribe!

G’Morning, Allan. We’re going to have to start using numbers for these shrink visits! The list of customers is growing.

Is that an alien in the background behind Barney Fife?

I like the pareidolia paranoia so no shrink for me.

I used CSI’s enhance technology on the face on the perp’s cheek and it’s faces all the way down. AmIright Thom?

Also a face attached to cop’s ear

Cool background Thom.

Go ahead, pull the trigger. There is nothing inside to damage.

It’s not a face I see to the left on the perpetrator’s shirt. I don’t think I am allowed to say what I see. (blushes profusely)

Good Morning Supreme Leader of the Birdbrains Good Morning Fellow Birdbrains & Others

If it is a target load in that perps round and it is a 9mm she should be OK

Well, shoot! What am I supposed to do now?

@Doc - from this guy’s action, I would assume his head is empty, practically guaranteeing that the bullet would pass all the way through and possibly hit her.

Lewreader be happy you don’t hear voices to go with the faces then you’de be in real trouble.

Grog said, about 14 tropes ago

Somehow I’m reminded of Blazing Saddles and Alien

I thought of those, and also of this joke:

An man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man. He pulls out his gun and points it at his head, at which point the wife begins to giggle. He turns to her and says, “Don’t laugh. You’re next!”

Two more faces/profiles: In the stubble on his cheek near his jaw joint, and in her hair, the upper right three curls, with an ear just inside them.

Mmm… OK.

everyone forgot OJ and his threat to kill himself in the famous white van escape.