Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for May 04, 2011

A new patent?!

Good Morning, Fellow Birdbrains!

New name, same result. Kepp it simple though. Even RPCCTPHAL is way too long.

Plasma Generation System.

There’s always a smart a$$ in the crowd.

Pyrophoric…………………..

JAZZY You didn’t need the “a” in your remark cause there are going to be plenty of $$$$ when he sells it to the government

Fire is not politically correct anymore.

Love the “avatar” Coyoty! Are they ever going to fix that avatar problem?

Ah! The 21st century politicians have gottten into the act….

Oh oh …. looks like the newly formed Canadian Conservative Majority has had a hand in this one!

Such a happy fire! Also chest/belly faces on all three. One sorta splotch face in the skins and speaking of skins, the silent guy is wearing a ‘negative’ skin.

Someone must have opened a patent office.

Love those “belly” faces!

Ahhhhh man’s first attempt at global warming!!!! Warm em up boyz!

Man’s first carbon footprint! Woo hoo.

What about calling it a “phlogiston release system”? After all, when oxygen was first isolated by Joseph Priestly, he called it “dephlogisticated air”.

It could be called ‘zippo’. Won’t be violating copywrite laws for 67,000 years. By then, who cares?

belly faces, club faces, face in the fire

Gingerbread man image on loincloth of man in middle

Dry, I’m not sure I want to be fixed.