A blond guy from the State of New York, was taking his fianceé, the best man, and bridesmaid on a small vacation before the wedding. As he was driving, he was pulled over. When asked why he was doing 80 miles in a 50 mile zone, he replied "Well that sign back there said “80”." the cop responded, “that’s the Highway Number, not the speed!”Than the cop notices the groomsman, and bridesmaid in the back, and the fiancee, all shaking and pale white. He said “what’s wrong with you guys?” The groomsman squeaks out “we just got off Highway 140!”
Tirasmol about 12 years ago
speed 150!??
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
Isn’t that supposed to be “to protect and to serve?”
Redhead55 about 12 years ago
I’d wonder how they determine who is the ‘deserved’.
MontanaLady about 12 years ago
Check out the face in the hill.
Larry Miller Premium Member about 12 years ago
Montana Lady, must be a fool.The road is practically paved with faces.
Allan CB Premium Member about 12 years ago
A blond guy from the State of New York, was taking his fianceé, the best man, and bridesmaid on a small vacation before the wedding. As he was driving, he was pulled over. When asked why he was doing 80 miles in a 50 mile zone, he replied "Well that sign back there said “80”." the cop responded, “that’s the Highway Number, not the speed!”Than the cop notices the groomsman, and bridesmaid in the back, and the fiancee, all shaking and pale white. He said “what’s wrong with you guys?” The groomsman squeaks out “we just got off Highway 140!”
TheAuldWan about 12 years ago
My faux Ferrari won’t go 150!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 12 years ago
@JP SteveHow do you know? Is it size? Don’t Tortoises need water?:-)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 12 years ago
Guess I don’t have to say goodnight for you Shika Girl do I? LOL!