It had been a hot summer and nobody seemed to be catching any fish at the lake except Bubba, who continually caught a full load every day. Suspect something may not be on the up & up, the local warden asks Bubba if he could fish with him for a day. “No problem!” says Bubba and they climb in his boat and set out across the lake. Finding a good spot, Bubba kills the engine and reaches under his seat and pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws it in the lake. After the explosion and the waves have settled down, Bubba proceeds to net the fish that have floated to the surface. The warden exclaims “I can’t believe you just did that, with me sitting right here in your boat. You know I’m going to have to take you in for this!” Bubba just quietly reaches under his seat, pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it and hands it to the warden and says, “You come here to talk or fish?”.
That Warden had better have backup…
Does remind me of an old game warden joke:
It had been a hot summer and nobody seemed to be catching any fish at the lake except Bubba, who continually caught a full load every day. Suspect something may not be on the up & up, the local warden asks Bubba if he could fish with him for a day. “No problem!” says Bubba and they climb in his boat and set out across the lake. Finding a good spot, Bubba kills the engine and reaches under his seat and pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws it in the lake. After the explosion and the waves have settled down, Bubba proceeds to net the fish that have floated to the surface. The warden exclaims “I can’t believe you just did that, with me sitting right here in your boat. You know I’m going to have to take you in for this!” Bubba just quietly reaches under his seat, pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it and hands it to the warden and says, “You come here to talk or fish?”.