Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 28, 2021

She quite pointedly did not like them.

“Personally, I loved them.”

“There was just this one … I mean six … sticking points.”

Not if they’ve been used.

This cartoon first appeared on my screen with only the top half showing (i.e., without the knives). I expected that he would be asking her to return to him.

Talk about getting her point across…

I can’t figure out what that guy in the suit etched in the brown slacks is doing there.

“Sure, I’ve got your back”

Do you have your receipt?

They’re slightly used.

I need the money for the ambulance waiting outside.