Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 04, 2023

Don’t take it sitting down! Carpet Diem!

Rub lamp – make a wish. He’ll vanish.

“What registration? I’m not going to college.”

I only got a recipt from hassan´s used carpets.

That’s why you don’t tear off the “do not remove” tag!

He should put pox on him and all of his ancestors [the honeymooners ].

What’s dis registration you speak of?

“Okay, I’m Aladdin you off with just a warning.”

Flying under the influence.