Well, it was that or get fired. The way it was explained by HR, this seemed like the better option to protect the company’s IP.
Just look at the benefits basket!
LOOKIN A LITTLE SHAGGY THERE.HOW A BOUT A LITTLE OFF THE TOP?
That’s a pretty airtight NDA.
Initially wasn’t the “Gill”-O-Tine” just supposed to be used to cut off fish heads?
Should have called in sick boys. Now your leave time and sick time wasted.
But the sales and marketing folks, the real perpetrators of the crime, were untouched, and lived to lie another day.
They decided to get rid of the department heads.
A new meaning in the corporate world to “Let heads roll”
wow…that’s a really severe severance package…severely so!
You should always read the fine print, guys.
All the good zingers have been taken. But I won’t lose my head over it.
May 29, 2015
Farside99 8 months ago
Well, it was that or get fired. The way it was explained by HR, this seemed like the better option to protect the company’s IP.
The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago
Just look at the benefits basket!
1ecrae 8 months ago
LOOKIN A LITTLE SHAGGY THERE.HOW A BOUT A LITTLE OFF THE TOP?
derdave969 8 months ago
That’s a pretty airtight NDA.
basspro 8 months ago
Initially wasn’t the “Gill”-O-Tine” just supposed to be used to cut off fish heads?
CorkLock 8 months ago
Should have called in sick boys. Now your leave time and sick time wasted.
Teto85 Premium Member 8 months ago
But the sales and marketing folks, the real perpetrators of the crime, were untouched, and lived to lie another day.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
They decided to get rid of the department heads.
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
A new meaning in the corporate world to “Let heads roll”
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
wow…that’s a really severe severance package…severely so!
paullp Premium Member 8 months ago
You should always read the fine print, guys.
Shikamoo Premium Member 8 months ago
All the good zingers have been taken. But I won’t lose my head over it.