Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 02, 2024

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    MRC112  3 months ago

    Text speak can be weird sometimes. The ones that get me are that you are not to end a text with a full stop – as that’s aggressive behaviour (who knew that punctuation was aggressive) and you mustn’t use a thumbs up emoji as that’s rude. WTF

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    Hello, Dolly, This is Louis, Dolly, It’s so nice to have you back where you belong, You’re lookin’ swell, Dolly, I can tell, Dolly, You’re still glowin’, you’re still crowin’, You’re still goin’ strong,I feel the room swayin’, While the band’s playin’, One of our old favourite songs from way back when,So take her wrap, fellas, Find her an empty lap, fellas, Dolly’ll never go away again, Louis Armstrong.

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    No grunting? Next they’ll no longer be picking fleas, ticks and lice off each other. All the romance is gone!

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