Bliss by Harry Bliss for August 09, 2018

Then a right at overfilled soybean silo.

Turn left at the rock that looks like a bear, go straight for 3 miles and take another left at the bear that looks like a rock.

In our neck of the woods, the directions usually include: “turn left at the road where the old Mr. Smith’s service station used to be.” That sure helped a lot.

Turn at the Old Same place (“Oh, you mean Nancy”)

True story. In a certain part of Bristol, UK, when a stranger asks for directions he’ll be told to go up the road to where the tram centre used to be. It was bombed out in WW2!

Come to think of it….

You can’t get there from here.

After the left at the foreclosure sign follow the road until you come to the bridge that was washed out 2 years ago and hasn’t been replaced for the lack of infrastructure funding. The place you want is on the other side of the river.

Then stop at the Shell station ask them, “Where the hell am I!?”

Why does EVERYHING need to have a political comment?

The good old days before GPS.

“No, the uppity blacks sign was too far to the right.”