In our neck of the woods, the directions usually include: “turn left at the road where the old Mr. Smith’s service station used to be.” That sure helped a lot.
True story. In a certain part of Bristol, UK, when a stranger asks for directions he’ll be told to go up the road to where the tram centre used to be. It was bombed out in WW2!
After the left at the foreclosure sign follow the road until you come to the bridge that was washed out 2 years ago and hasn’t been replaced for the lack of infrastructure funding. The place you want is on the other side of the river.
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Then a right at overfilled soybean silo.
J Short about 6 years ago
Turn left at the rock that looks like a bear, go straight for 3 miles and take another left at the bear that looks like a rock.
HarryLime Premium Member about 6 years ago
In our neck of the woods, the directions usually include: “turn left at the road where the old Mr. Smith’s service station used to be.” That sure helped a lot.
Cozmik Cowboy about 6 years ago
Turn at the Old Same place (“Oh, you mean Nancy”)
Diat60 about 6 years ago
True story. In a certain part of Bristol, UK, when a stranger asks for directions he’ll be told to go up the road to where the tram centre used to be. It was bombed out in WW2!
Plods with ...™ about 6 years ago
Come to think of it….
You can’t get there from here.
nosirrom about 6 years ago
After the left at the foreclosure sign follow the road until you come to the bridge that was washed out 2 years ago and hasn’t been replaced for the lack of infrastructure funding. The place you want is on the other side of the river.
posstockhoarder about 6 years ago
Then stop at the Shell station ask them, “Where the hell am I!?”
MIKEWA61 about 6 years ago
Why does EVERYHING need to have a political comment?
Lee26 Premium Member about 6 years ago
The good old days before GPS.
Luanaphile about 6 years ago
“No, the uppity blacks sign was too far to the right.”