Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 16, 2020

He met his end stoically.

Now he’s just got a split personality.

And he wasn’t seasoned also!!

“Did Greg get fired?” “No, but he got the axe.”

Woodn’t you know it?

Time to split before it’s too late

Wait until you see what happens to Greg next!

So that’s how you become a toothpick …

Now he’s Greg. Before, he was Gregory.

Greg’s about to be axed if he’d like to split.

We were just starting to kindle a relationship. His sacrifice will warm my …heart.

I’m okay! Just have a splitting headache.

I think that to see what;s left of a friend like that could be hard woodn’t you?

Yes, Greg is the axe handle.

later they confirmed that greg was a victim of a whack job…

I am a bit confused…. the logs that are lamenting the loss of Greg are also in the same state (dead). Shouldn’t a living tree have that thought about Greg?