Bliss by Harry Bliss for March 08, 2023

How did Mike get into heaven?

Is that why he’s there?

Two men met in Heaven’s gateway. The second to arrive asked the first: “So, how do you come to be here?”

The first said: “I died of a heart attack. You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me and I came home in the middle of the day to catch her in the act. I knew he was there somewhere and went racing all around the house, up to the attic, down to the basement, then, as I was running back up to the main floor, I collapsed and died of a heart attack. What about you?”

The second said: “I froze to death. You know, it’s kind of ironic- if only you’d have thought to look in the basement freezer, we might both be still alive.”

Apparently Dean Kalen and has no hard feelings

It is really Reed Richards and Victor von Doom, but you know, copyrights.

Is it “Dean” the guy’s name or “Dean” the guy’s title?

I went to school, grades 1-12, with TWO Mike Simmons.

Hey, buddy-o-mine….come closer…..☹️

It’s me, Ned Ryerson

Are you kidding? God loves explosions. Volcanoes are a specialty.

A little “Harry Potter/Seamus Finnegan” joke to start the day. . .

That’s why my daughter took Chemistry in HS. Her teacher promised that in her senior year she could make an explosion. My daughter was really mad when that teacher retired after her jr year and the new one wouldn’t let her.

Heaven sure would be noisy with all those Buddhist monks chanting, harems of 72 virgins chatting, and forty-eleven versions of “Christian” having fist fights over dogma…..better hope Ol’ Mike lost his hearing in the explosion. ;-)

Up there, it won’t make a difference and you can both really have a good laugh…..

There should have been hell to pay