Two men met in Heaven’s gateway. The second to arrive asked the first: “So, how do you come to be here?”
The first said: “I died of a heart attack. You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me and I came home in the middle of the day to catch her in the act. I knew he was there somewhere and went racing all around the house, up to the attic, down to the basement, then, as I was running back up to the main floor, I collapsed and died of a heart attack. What about you?”
The second said: “I froze to death. You know, it’s kind of ironic- if only you’d have thought to look in the basement freezer, we might both be still alive.”
That’s why my daughter took Chemistry in HS. Her teacher promised that in her senior year she could make an explosion. My daughter was really mad when that teacher retired after her jr year and the new one wouldn’t let her.
Heaven sure would be noisy with all those Buddhist monks chanting, harems of 72 virgins chatting, and forty-eleven versions of “Christian” having fist fights over dogma…..better hope Ol’ Mike lost his hearing in the explosion. ;-)
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
How did Mike get into heaven?
blunebottle almost 2 years ago
Is that why he’s there?
blunebottle almost 2 years ago
Two men met in Heaven’s gateway. The second to arrive asked the first: “So, how do you come to be here?”
The first said: “I died of a heart attack. You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me and I came home in the middle of the day to catch her in the act. I knew he was there somewhere and went racing all around the house, up to the attic, down to the basement, then, as I was running back up to the main floor, I collapsed and died of a heart attack. What about you?”
The second said: “I froze to death. You know, it’s kind of ironic- if only you’d have thought to look in the basement freezer, we might both be still alive.”
maureenmck Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Apparently Dean Kalen and has no hard feelings
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It is really Reed Richards and Victor von Doom, but you know, copyrights.
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
Is it “Dean” the guy’s name or “Dean” the guy’s title?
johnjoyce almost 2 years ago
I went to school, grades 1-12, with TWO Mike Simmons.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Hey, buddy-o-mine….come closer…..☹️
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s me, Ned Ryerson
mmacb1 almost 2 years ago
Are you kidding? God loves explosions. Volcanoes are a specialty.
thebashfulone almost 2 years ago
A little “Harry Potter/Seamus Finnegan” joke to start the day. . .
uniquename almost 2 years ago
That’s why my daughter took Chemistry in HS. Her teacher promised that in her senior year she could make an explosion. My daughter was really mad when that teacher retired after her jr year and the new one wouldn’t let her.
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Heaven sure would be noisy with all those Buddhist monks chanting, harems of 72 virgins chatting, and forty-eleven versions of “Christian” having fist fights over dogma…..better hope Ol’ Mike lost his hearing in the explosion. ;-)
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Up there, it won’t make a difference and you can both really have a good laugh…..
cleokaya almost 2 years ago
There should have been hell to pay