Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 16, 2017

So what would be the penalty for picking ragweed? A super-soaker?

I’m glad to get a chance to learn more Russian – we’ll soon need it.

https://translate.google.com/#ru/en/Стреляй

Oh, shoot! A squirt gun. Gee, I thought for sure Comrade Opus was a goner for his heinous crime! DO NOT PICK THE POSIES!

Fortunately, they slashed the budget for that.

I was thinking paint ball, but this is better!

And yet Opus was happy to help translate for Steve. What a blob-butt.

“Gulag Heckhole” is the name of my next band…

better to an actual gulag than to be forced to spend any time with Meryl Streep

Laughed way too hard at this.

Everyone should like where this story ends up.

https://translate.google.com/#ru/en/СДЕЛАЙТЕ%20АМЕРИКА%20СУПЕР%20ХОРОШЕЕ (on side of cap)

or if you prefer Bing:

http://www.bing.com/translator?from=ru&to=en&text=СДЕЛАЙТЕ%20АМЕРИКА%20СУПЕР%20ХОРОШЕЕ