Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for November 07, 2017

…Why am I noticing that our new friend’s tongue is the only thing colored in this strip? Draws a lot of attention… though of course, that’s probably the idea.

The Rump’s brain replaced with curdled borscht? That explains a lot, but it’s also a terrible waste of borscht.

Trump is currently having the results of some kind of untreated STD, and coupled with his soul-less egotism, and growing Alzheimers, is just like many of the older men in this country who think he makes sense.

Donnie sold his soul to Vlad in exchange for rights to build a hotel in Moscow. Donnie Jr. sold his soul for “Dirt” on Hillary. Jared NEVER had a soul… and Vlad now has his puppet in the White House.

A funny and reasonable explanation.

Makes as much sense as some of the alt-er conspiracy theories.

The borscht has gone bad.

Yep, Hillary Clinton!

So Brethed is a typical, brainless hillaryite. Guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

Wait… wasn’t Bill the Cat a spy for the Russians himself at one time?

All I distinctly remember is his trial, with Steve as his defense attorney.

Steve was coaching him, and said something like “I’m going to ask if you’re a communist traitor, and you should reply, ‘Lord no! I love Mom, apple pie, and Lee Iacocca!’ Can you say that?”

And Bill actually speaks, and says, “Lo… Lo… LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS STRUGGLE AGAINST CAPITALIST OPP…”

At which point Steve puts his hand over Bill’s Mouth…

Actually, it was a vast, right wing conspiracy.

Just for funsies:

That time Keith Richards pulled a knife to have Donald Trump fired: A very special Rolling Stones memory

http://beta.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-the-rolling-stones-vs-donald-trump-yarn-atlantic-city-gig-20160315-story.html

Sad. Sadly partisan. Everyone knows Bill doesn’t have curdled borscht for a brain!

Can’t think of any better explanation for this POS we have in the white house right now.

@lindz.coop

OR one-third of Americans having curdled borscht for brains. With which they voted their “conscience”.

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