Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for August 06, 2018

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I believe the word you’re looking for is “twaddle”.

To twote Shakespeare, “There’s something rotten in …”

Rosebud was right in the first place Twatters

Are Cheeto’s Twitter twits covered by squatters’ rights? Or is that a left-handed compliment? He always seems so pissed but he poops all over himself so regularly. Is that equal coverage?

Reminds me a bit of Opus’s interaction with the Hairy Fishnuts—same kind of wonderful misinterpretations.

Twitter is opt-in only. I don’t follow Twitter, and don’t bother perusing tweets when “news media” attempts to make news of them for lack of substantive content to fit their narrative. Twitter is the new open sewer of the main street of a small city.

Am I allowed to say “twat” in a comment?

Really just not funny anymore…

Twitter is for twits

I didn’t know that George Soros tweeted.

There is always some goof ball who did not get the message.

Give it a week. He’ll tweet a switch.

Thanks, Berk, this is hilarious.

Agolf Twitler strikes again…

So… if Berkeley is an honest liberal, he will abandon his wealthy lifestyle and adopt the strictures of the “guaranteed minimum income” to join his fellow travelers, right? (crickets)

I think “twatters” are on the fever swamp fringe of the #Metoo movement… or Harvey Weinstein’s buddies, I can’t remember which…

“Emperor of the World.” No wonder he wants to go to Mars: He’s sad there’s nothing more to control here on Earth.

Can all of you quit you frantic crying and screaming and actually come up with a decent Democratic platform and candidate? Everything and everyone I’m seeing in the political ads have moved even further to the extreme left.

Hey Berkeley, what’s a twat? Tsk tsk.

Twatter? Gotta grab that one!

There was a fictional web service called “Bleater” in the Sluggy Freelance universe. (sluggy.com)

Bleater was even better than Twitter because it offered even fewer characters, forcing greater creativity.

Oh, don’t be such a fraidy basselope! Face the music, twitter, bleater, whatever.

Sh*tter Twitter.