Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for July 31, 2019

Hey, wait! You skipped the actual mocking.

oooh – - – “loaf nose” – - – that’s gotta hurt.

Oh Oh I know what the Democrats should do! They should run Pee Wee Herman!

“I know you are, but what am I?”

I’m sorry, but Trump’s insults aren’t nearly that imaginative. It would just be something like “Dorky Opus” or something else that a six-year-old could come up with.

Sorry, Berke, not political enough this go around to catch Donny’s attention. The original strip, you’d be skewered everday.

Someone must have helped. That’s too coherent.

There should be some kind of medal for those who are maligned by the Toilet Twitterer . . .a gold star, perhaps?

Opus, you have received a badge of honor.

Trust me, Opus, if you looked like anything even close to Julia Roberts, that asshole’s hands would be tied up groping you, not typing on his phone.

When I first read it, I thought he said “What gives him the right to be so unkind, like everyone else?” And I thought, that makes a lot of sense.

And the Orange 45 knows! He knows EVERYTHING! He knows everything better than anyone else on the planet! I know, cause he keeps telling us that!

https://www.facebook.com/jodi.koszarek/videos/10156913218662182/UzpfSTY2MzU1OTk5MToxMDE1ODY2OTE5MDkyNDk5Mg/

“Dork-a-ninny”?!!! Is that racist?!

Notting Hill. Julia Roberts.

Meh. No sympathy, Opus. What you have garnered, live with….