A stray cat managed to win his way into our hearts last year, so I took him to the vet to get him “made special.” The receptionist asked, “What’s his name?” I said, “He doesn’t have a name.” So she looked at him and said, “How about Bill?” I said, “Umm…no I don’t think he’s a Bill. Have you ever heard of Bill the Cat?” She said, “Umm…I think so. Is he on TV or something?” (She looked about 18.) I said, “Let’s just call him Buddy.” And Buddy he is to this day. And a sweetheart, once we taught him not to pee on the bathroom mat. Our store-bought cats occasionally cough up a hairball, but I’ve never caught Buddy at it.
The sound a cat makes while coughing up a hairball will send me bolting out of bed from the deepest slumber shouting, “Outside! Outside!” while snatching up an extreemly startled feline in mid-barf.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Love it. #HELLO , BILL THE CAT
Sisyphos over 15 years ago
Welcome, Bill! And how true are Milo’s introductory words!
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Ah, Bill, the uncutest cat in the comics!
rayannina over 15 years ago
Ack, ptptht!
ramchandani_h over 15 years ago
Hey, I thynk i thaw a puthy tat!
LOLLL!!
RHoney
Wren Fahel over 15 years ago
The irony is, Bill DID sell a lot of commercial products! I still have my stuffed Bill the Cat!
jrbj over 15 years ago
For those of you who are gross the most and have no class at all there is the symbol of what you stand for. All hail Bill the Cat!
okeedoekee over 15 years ago
Now here is a cat I love! I always thought he was drunk. LOL
The other cat once gave Jon a Christmas present; “a hair ball?” “I made it myself.” !!!!!
mrsullenbeauty over 15 years ago
Bill really lights up a room, doesn’t he?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
Love this cat!!!! ROFLMAO!
dstufff over 15 years ago
I also still have my stuffed Bill the Cat!
princepavel over 15 years ago
I wonder…who “aack”ed first…Bill the Cat..or Cathy?
bashar327 over 15 years ago
“Now here is a cat I love! I always thought he was drunk. ”
Nope, just whacked out on cocaine.
comicsnoob over 15 years ago
My favorite Bloom County character!
Sherlock Watson over 15 years ago
Aww… Kitty said his first word; “Ack.”
Ray_C over 15 years ago
A stray cat managed to win his way into our hearts last year, so I took him to the vet to get him “made special.” The receptionist asked, “What’s his name?” I said, “He doesn’t have a name.” So she looked at him and said, “How about Bill?” I said, “Umm…no I don’t think he’s a Bill. Have you ever heard of Bill the Cat?” She said, “Umm…I think so. Is he on TV or something?” (She looked about 18.) I said, “Let’s just call him Buddy.” And Buddy he is to this day. And a sweetheart, once we taught him not to pee on the bathroom mat. Our store-bought cats occasionally cough up a hairball, but I’ve never caught Buddy at it.
Ray_C over 15 years ago
P.S. And they do say, “Ack ack ack” when they do it.
Slugnutty over 15 years ago
The sound a cat makes while coughing up a hairball will send me bolting out of bed from the deepest slumber shouting, “Outside! Outside!” while snatching up an extreemly startled feline in mid-barf.
Helmet Head over 15 years ago
My stuffed Bill the Cat is on the shelf next to me; I think Opus is in a bag in the garage…
mjtempke over 15 years ago
I look just like Bill when I get home from Work, all the way to the ACK!!
shermscott over 15 years ago
I think he’s pretty.
4deerinmyyard over 15 years ago
Meh.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 15 years ago
Sorry, but Bill is my least favorite character, by a wide margin. He was best when he was dead – too bad he didn’t stay that way.
Llywus over 15 years ago
One of my prize possessions is my Billy and the Boingers concert tour poster!
ambellybutton over 15 years ago
Interesting to see how the artwork metamorposed over the years–especially Opus and Bill