Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 21, 2010

Even Bill Cosby wasn’t that calm.

We have here a young Rocket Scientist.

Science requires sacrifices. Oliver is pretty sturdy; I think he will survive. So, calm down, Mr. Jones. [Please note irony.]

Boom County.

I have not failed 10,000 times. I have found 10,000 things that won’t work. Thomas Edison

Right. And then he found Tesla’s work and stole it from him!

Attempting to turn Ann Coulter into a human being CAN be dangerous.

Might be working on the perfect spam machine. Stopping him now!

Calling freeholder1 a moron is an insult to morons!.

Addenda to TheSkulker :

….and then lost his argument with Westinghouse……

Oppenheimer ! No dad don’t invoke the spirit of Nuclear Physics to your dangerously Genius son !!!!

gillbill…wait till later when Oliver works on his project for the school fair. (“Really?” “Really! Ka-boom!” At least the safety’s on…)

yep I remember the actual working model of an A Bomb for a science fair project ! Oliver had to sit in Time out for that one.

Hmm… Maybe Mr. Jones is trying to get Oliver to destroy himself, so Dad can have some peace and quiet while enjoying all that insurance money. He’s not so dumb after all!

Oppenheimer tried to poison one of his tutors at university. (These jokes just write themselves!)

It appears that Oliver has reached that chapter on Mercury(II) fulminate. But i think his scale might be off.