Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 11, 2012

If this is how lax border security is, why are we getting so anal about a pointless thing like airline security?

I’ve been out of touch here, but didn’t Bill the Cat die years ago?

Like in science fiction, no character ever dies on a comic strip.

@naturally_easy, On Sept. 30, 1983, Bill the Cat dyed after driving his Ferrari into a cactus at 140 m.p.h.. Later, they found his tongue still intact and Oliver Wendell Jones used it to make a clone of Bill.

What on earth (?) is Milo fishing for in the meadow pond with that big harpoon?!You feds will never pin anything on Bill the Cat! He’s a dead, brain-dead, stoner, zonked-out, unsanitary, communist libertarian conservative anarchist Superhero!

With that pink slime junk they put in Micky Dees burgers, it would be an improvement if they tatsted like masking tape!

i remember when bill died breathred did a bit in the strip THE LIFE AND FAST TIMES OF BILL THE CAT where is was snorting tender vittles and partying with women etc

well, those big Macs may not taste like masking tape, but they ARE excellent for keeping the paint off your woodwork when redecorating.I use them for wrapping packages too; there are lots of uses for them.just don’t EAT the damn things!

I was doing so well in being 100% all American until he had to go and mention McDonald’s.

Eat McDees, the preservative in them, and the acquired immunities that you get from all the bugs, will make you live to be 100. (100 whats? – we don’t know)

@ naturally_easy Bill the Cat has his own ritual…

Bill the Cat Ritualhttp://www.nhwicca.org/Fingle/bill.html

Thirty years on and MacDonald’s hamburgers still taste the same: like masking tape….

The Last we saw of Good ole stinky Bill the Cat was after Donald Trump’s brain had been implanted in the poor creature’s skull.

If only they’d shown so much care when Oswald wanted to return…