Don’t want to kick the dead around, but only the Bloom Picayune would make super-headline news of Opus’s alleged upcoming marriage….
Penguins don’t need to rent tuxedos they already have one! Maybe a nice new bow tie, something to match her dress?
Opus needs the press to remind him of his upcoming marriage… he has, indeed, entered the celebrity brotherhood!
Thank God for the American press…. while it still exists…
To indicate his status…the newspaper is personally delivered to his bed!
I understand People magazine payed $2.99 for exclusive wedding photos!
Yesterday’s paper?
Berkeley Breathed
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Don’t want to kick the dead around, but only the Bloom Picayune would make super-headline news of Opus’s alleged upcoming marriage….
CHAZ.SHIELDS about 12 years ago
Penguins don’t need to rent tuxedos they already have one! Maybe a nice new bow tie, something to match her dress?
Sir Osis of Liver about 12 years ago
Opus needs the press to remind him of his upcoming marriage… he has, indeed, entered the celebrity brotherhood!
CasualBrowser about 12 years ago
Thank God for the American press…. while it still exists…
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
To indicate his status…the newspaper is personally delivered to his bed!
MrSulusBrain about 12 years ago
I understand People magazine payed $2.99 for exclusive wedding photos!
DavidGBA about 12 years ago
Yesterday’s paper?