Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 30, 2012

O wild, O raucous revellers! Debauching an innocent young penguin on the eve of his marriage to the lovely Lola Granola!—That’s pretty racy stuff, Portnoy!

If you really want a thrill, you should catch the Blake Edwards movie where Julie flashes a nipple. I forget the title.

I found it. S.O.B.

“The hills are alive….With the sound of @#*&%!”

Somehow I expected the crew of the USS Enterpoop to take Mr. Spock back to the Wild, Chunky, Spunky Planet of Mary Lou Retton Clones to retrieve the tricorder he once left there…

A “groundhog” getting “Goosebumps”, Julie Andrews swearing like a drunken sailor….what time does Jerry Falwell show up with the strippers?

I think the movie where Julie bares a nipple was “10” with Dudley Moore.

Are you telling me Steve Dallas, the pervert of Bloom County, doesn’t have any “special viewings” under his bed or something???

I saw some “My Man Godfrey” outtakes in which Carole Lombard says the S-word. The oldest record of it I’ve heard.

S-!Even though the sound of itsomething quite atrociousIf you say it loud enough you’llalways sound precocious

Snugglebunnies?

Daffynition: Hot; see Carole Lombard…