Can’t remember the comedienne who said this, but the words have stayed with me: “I’ll believe that the Miss America pageant is a ‘scholarship program’ when they put a crown on the head of an ugly fat girl.”
Berkeley Breathed
Can’t remember the comedienne who said this, but the words have stayed with me: “I’ll believe that the Miss America pageant is a ‘scholarship program’ when they put a crown on the head of an ugly fat girl.”