Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 28, 2013

Duct-tape his beak shut and put him under a constant drip of canned anchovy juice onto his head….

This strip would never fly today the PCP would make them take out the ethnic speech.

“ethnic” speech needed by rappers; imagine James Earl Jones rapping. Dude, it doesn’t work.

Opus, don’t give up, if they throw you in the thorns they cannot touch you after that and you can be as loud as you like – but don’t move too much.