Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 14, 2015

this would explain both what oliver has been up to lately And why trump, cruz, & carson are in the lead…. there’s not enough time in the universe for his time-out punishment though.

If Oliver IS guilty, the only spanking that could work is a Gestapo spanking, as depicted in Maus…

Never will understand that mentality that prefers having bureaucrats making all of the decisions of one’s life. I prefer free markets.

Looks to me like Oliver is taking one for Louise. Oh, well. Maybe he can get back on Dad’s good side by doing the meat loaf disposal hack. Or is he a liar to Dad as well as a hacker?[Edited and re-posted about an hour after original posting.]

No! Not the meat loaf! What has the poor dog done to deserve this?

The Gilded Age was hardly a paradise of free markets. Not that there is such a thing above the level of flea markets and yard sales.

They should be keeping all electronic devices away from him. That’ll punish him.

Go ahead, mfhorn. Explain to us, in specific and articulate policy-oriented detail, why Sanders is a “raving lunatic.” I shall wait.

Breathed never could keep the Joneses’ names straight. The mom has been called Eleanor and Louise at different times, and her husband has had three names I can think of: Howard, George and Frank.

Ah, Justice at work. Dad got him for the one he didn’t do…

If only that worked on identity thieves!

All things considered, Dan Quayle wouldn’t have been half bad.

Well, your answer pretty much disqualifies you from being taken seriously in a discussion, since it’s pretty clear you don’t know what a socialist is.

And I asked for specific, policy-oriented detail, recall. Just throwing “he’s a socialist” out there doesn’t qualify.