Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 18, 2016

Never challenge immortality

Yup. Eat a healthy diet, exercise regularly, and die anyway.My brother and sister-in-law are serious vegetarian foodies. It’s their hobby, I guess. They spend, on average, hours each day playing with, they say preparing, their food. If they succeed in adding 4 years to their total lifespan thusly, they will have spent an extra 6 years of their waking life doing so. Go figure. And besides, you don’t get to be king of the jungle by eating like a rabbit.

Jim Fixx always comes to mind.

Are those ruby slippers?

Euell (sic) Gibbons ate healthy fruits and nuts and died too young!

we are a nation of fatties. because of our lifestyle, 300,000 people each year die from being fat. we are committing genocide on ourselves. we can’t stop it, because the food is so addictive, the resources it waste, and the money it profits the food companies.

The only guarantee in life is there are NO guarantees.

All those health fanatics are gonna be so p*ssed years from now when they’re lying in hospital beds, dying of nothing.ExerciseEat rightDie anyway

I have the original over my desk, Great one.

Ya just never know…

Think I’ll go grab a beer.

I try to stay in touch spiritually with my prostate too.

Cheeseburgers every day for me.

ain’t that the truth

Not to worry, guys. The meteorite interment saved him from the impending heart attack anyway….