The preachers had a field day when Elvis got popular.You know making all those lewd moves and all, just exciting young girls. Everyone who listened to him was going to hell. Then when the Beatles came along, again all that sinful singing.I ain’t making this up. Somewhere in the Bible Belt a preacher had all the kids in his church to bring their records (priceless vinyl), stereos and radios to church.He made a huge bonfire and they burned them all (the stereos and radios, not the kids).I saw this on the news (TV news, when TV news actually reported what happened).Now the preacher was famous. So he’s standing by the smoldering ruins and poking at it with a stick.To quote, “See ‘at green fahr? ’At’s the DEVIL a-burnin’ out ovun it. Th’ DEVIL burns green.”This idiot was dressed in plaid shirt and overalls.I’m almost afraid to give you his name. The ineffable Reverend Hiram Strawcutter.Bible Belt America. You can’t make this stuff up.
The preachers had a field day when Elvis got popular.You know making all those lewd moves and all, just exciting young girls. Everyone who listened to him was going to hell. Then when the Beatles came along, again all that sinful singing.I ain’t making this up. Somewhere in the Bible Belt a preacher had all the kids in his church to bring their records (priceless vinyl), stereos and radios to church.He made a huge bonfire and they burned them all (the stereos and radios, not the kids).I saw this on the news (TV news, when TV news actually reported what happened).Now the preacher was famous. So he’s standing by the smoldering ruins and poking at it with a stick.To quote, “See ‘at green fahr? ’At’s the DEVIL a-burnin’ out ovun it. Th’ DEVIL burns green.”This idiot was dressed in plaid shirt and overalls.I’m almost afraid to give you his name. The ineffable Reverend Hiram Strawcutter.Bible Belt America. You can’t make this stuff up.