Dog: I can see it in your eyes…woman problems, right? Milo: Oh you have no idea, man! Dog: Love hurts, I know, tell me about it. I am fairly sensitive for a lapdog. Milo: Ya know, maybe a perspective like yours is just what I need…listen up. Okay…there’s this girl, right? I’m real in love with her…and she’s in love with me…but she won’t show it…a lack of sincerity maybe…a refusal to face emotional needs…she gives me very negative feedback…well, what would you do? Dog: Sneeze in her Alpo. Milo: Yeah?
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Milo is delusional. “And she’s in love with me.” ARE YOU KIDDING?! She barely is aware of you, Milo! Get over it, fool!
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Sneeze in her Alpo.” Great advice.
momma-tink over 8 years ago
“Sneeze in her Alpo” Finally, an explanation for why my cat sneezes in my coffee every single morning.
Stephen Salaun over 8 years ago
Dog: I can see it in your eyes…woman problems, right? Milo: Oh you have no idea, man! Dog: Love hurts, I know, tell me about it. I am fairly sensitive for a lapdog. Milo: Ya know, maybe a perspective like yours is just what I need…listen up. Okay…there’s this girl, right? I’m real in love with her…and she’s in love with me…but she won’t show it…a lack of sincerity maybe…a refusal to face emotional needs…she gives me very negative feedback…well, what would you do? Dog: Sneeze in her Alpo. Milo: Yeah?