Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 08, 2020

Oh, stuff it, Steve. You can still sell the movie rights. You can even still include the phrase “based on actual events”. And this way, you don’t have to discuss the details with her through a sheet of glass.

I think it’s “Giorgio” and not “Georgio”.

I was about to say, “Since when does a lawyer care about their client’s guilt or innocence, as long as they win the case”?

On the bright side Steve won a case, I thought he was zero for infinity in acquittals…….

Now she can go on tour with O.J. (when he’s not serving time for some other faux pas).

did they cut out a few bits? I seem to remember it went on longer. As i said before when this ran originally i had a g/f who heard and fell in lone with the term ‘whackitty – whack’ often used while looking at me, with an affectionate smile but still.

And where were you, Steve, when the jury was being picked? Hmmm?

It’s all about jury selection!

She isn’t an axe murderess. That limits her too much. In fact she is an equal opportunist edge murderer. Give her anything with anything of a cutting edge, she will latch out at any nearby victim.

Now that she’s not guilty, I feel she would be a splendid addition to Congress…

Hey, Steve-o! Mrs. Whacker was your client! Are you tacitly admitting you mis-represented her? Can you say “bar review”?

Don’t give up hope, Steve Dallas. You simply make the movie about the killer and make the audience wonder if it was her all along.