Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 30, 2020

Good way to start the day after a debate. Maybe it can do something about those verbal haemorrhoids.

At least when your lips get all puckered up you’ll know why…

On the positive side, his other end is minty fresh.

Penguins get haemorrhoids? Who knew??!

Wait a minute! Penguins have to shave?

First it’s the nose hump, now dental implants. Where will it end?

Cleaned my teeth with hair removal cream once, did not taste nice at all.

Dennis the Menace/Mr. Wilson bathroom mishaps scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE8yYJmpxeI&t=90s

Today I have learned that penguins get hemorrhoids, have teeth, and have to shave ( with a tip o’ the hat to previous commenters ).

Opus has stuble on his beak. I learn something new about penguins every day.

Penguins ain’t even got teeth

I would vote for Opus!

Opus seems to have morning stubble; I did not know that penguins were beard-capable. Does that count as a plus for Opus’s vice-presidential resumé, “beard-capable”?

I guess when brushing his teeth his gums won’t bleed as much now?

Sooooo….does this explain the exaggeratedly pursed mouth while speaking of POTUS? I thought it was just an extension of his verbal abuse of everything and everybody.

At least now his teeth won’t itch.