Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 02, 2021

Looks to me more like Anti-Maim.

He has been known to pound a mime or two into submission.

Looks to me more like the “Maim-ee!” (And I don’t mean Ike’s wife.)

I do not remember this bit at all.

That is a label on Opus telling us what’s going to be done to him.

Given that diaper, I would have thought this was sumo wrestling.

It’s me you fools, I Mime as I Maim!

If the opponent is a walrus, then The Masked Maimer is in trouble. If the opponent is a mime, then it’s the Maimer by a mile.

Is the Maimer challenging the guy who just took out Gorilla Johnson? This cannot end well.

But his prowess with herrings is legendary

Come on, guys. You mean not one of you recognize that magnificent schnozz up there in the ring?

“You misunderstood me. I’m from the South Pole. We talk a bit differently. I said ‘Yes maim’, and now I’m in the ring with Hulk Hogan? Sigh…”

Wasn’t Opus on his way to a date about three strips ago?

I figure “The Big Boss Man” will take out the Maimer in about 14 seconds, leaving him wingcuffed to the ropes and beaten to a pulp with his billy club….