The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 09, 2000

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Riley: A New Year's what?! Huey: Resolution. A decision to take a course of action to improve one's life. Riley: But I'm already perfect! Huey: We should all strive for self-improvement, Riley. Hey!! No! Over there. Pass the ball!! Riley: Can I resolve to get that cheddar this year? Huey: That's a weak one. A resolution should be more personal and more specific - slide tackle, you idiot!! What are you doing?!! Awww, c'mon!! How was that a goal?! Where was my goalie?!! See, that's why I hate this game!!! Riley: Can I resolve to continue to spank you mercilessly on video games until you cry like a woman? Huey: Just forget I brought it up...