The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 28, 2000
Transcript:
Thomas: The "Santa Conspiracy" again, Huey? You can't possibly expect anyone to take you seriously... Huey: Oh, you best believe I do! My report has uncovered some of the most Earth-shattering revelations ever put to paper. It will forever change the way you see religion, the economy, the government--our very society. People have been killed for having so much as glanced at some of the ultra-secret facts contained in these pages... Thomas: (Sigh) Ok, ok, I'll take a look at it... Huey: Yeah, right!! Like I'm going to let you read it...