The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 21, 2000

Transcript:

Riley: So like, if you don't count me, it's like I don't exist, right? You could totally erase my whole identity, right? I'd be untraceable to authorities! I could forge a hundred aliases. Be a phantom menace to society! Can you hook that up, Granddad? Please? C'mon, pleeease?! Or at the very least, officially change my name to Riley "Hot Boy" Escobar? Granddad: No!