The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for October 20, 2002
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Television: Following the lead set by McDonald's with their new "Healthier" french fries, the organization of worldwide heroin manufacturers announced that a new "low-calorie" version of the popular narcotic would hit the streets by January. A spokesperson for the organization said, "Like McDonald's, we have learned that jsut because your product is highly addictive and deadly, doesn't mean you have to kill your customers off quickly. Healthier heroin is just good for business!"