The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for November 19, 2002
Transcript:
Voice on TV: Prosecutors say they will not seek jail time for Winona Ryder, 31, charged with grand theft and vandalism after shoplifting $5000 in merchandise from a Beverly Hills Saks Fifth Avenue. Trial Prosecutor Ann Rundle said: "I find Ms. Ryder to be very nice and this was never about here character, only her conduct...." "....besides, she's white."
More like, she is a rich celebrity.