The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 23, 2009
Transcript:
Huey: Granddad, does Santa Claus still bring coal to the kids he doesn't like? Granddad: That's what I was told when I was young. Huey: How much coal do you think he brings? A lot? Granddad: I don't know... Huey: Enough maybe to start a small fire? Granddad: I'm not turnin' on the heat!
Man up, Huey. Why, it was so cold when I was a kid, the flashers were just describing themselves - it was SO cold, I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant! (God bless Johnny Carson, and Ed, of course - “How cold WAS it, Johnny?”)