Transcript:
"'President' Bush, I am writing in reference to your planned attack on the nation of Iraq."
Caesar: Remember, this is a nice letter...
"Are you guys on crack or what?!"
Caesar: Uh..."crack" is a touchy subject for the Bushes right now. Start over.
Bush knew if you clicked the rubes-ies slippers enough you ended up In the White House, Oz-ly enough.