The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 30, 2013
Transcript:
Tom: Hey, Huey. Whatcha got there? Huey: My final preparations for the bird flu pandemic. In the event of an outbreak, I have enough supplies stockpiled for a self-quarantine. I'll be good for at least 18 months. I got over 200 pounds of food, water, personal hygiene products, emergency safety essentials, a hazmat suit, gas masks, a hot plate, a power generator and a PSP. Tom: Well, great! I know where to go when this thing breaks out! Huey: Well... Stockpile rations have been carefully calculated. Get your own, because I will let you starve to death. Tom: Maybe... I should... um... head to the store. Huey: Good. 'Cause if you come on our property, you'll probably be shot.
Sounds like the start of a Twilight Zone episode to me.