The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 21, 2013
Transcript:
TV: Today a government spokesman said that Americans should feel absolutely, positively and definitely certain... Beyond the shadow of any doubt that the American beef supply is completely, totally and unquestionably... ... not gonna give you a fatal brain-eating disease, probably. Thank you, and eat well.
Replace beef with cantaloupe or lettuce, and it’s still relevant.