The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 25, 2013
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New slang alert! In our ongoing quest to make sure our readers are staying on the cutting edge of cultural trends, we at the boondocks want to alert you the newest slang term burning up the streets: "brokeback." Brokeback (adj) - used to describe anything of questionable masculinity. Believed to have originated from 2005 motion picture "Brokeback Mountain." Here's how to use it in daily conversation! Granddad: It's not a purse! It's a man-bag! It's very manly! Riley: I don't know, granddad... looks kinda brokeback to me... The boondocks keeping you and your family in the know! Tell a friend!
A manly bag must be relatively small, of sober color, no fancy decorations or none at all and always been weared with the strap ACROSS the chest, never over the same side shoulder. Better to call it a messenger´s bag.