The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for October 31, 2013
October 30, 2013
November 01, 2013
Transcript:
Granddad: Family talk time, Fellas. I know you've both been wondering why I moved us halfway across the country to Woodcrest. Well, boys. Your grandfather has survived nearly seventy years on this earth as a black man. And you know that ain't easy... I always dreamed of owning a house someplace beautiful like this. A nice quiet place where I can retire and live the rest of my life away from the problems of the city, with really big oak trees in the yard and lakes nearby to go fishing. I don't have to like any of these people here, and they don't have to like me. Huey: Well, what about us, granddad? Granddad: You don't have to like me either. Now scoot - it's time for "celebrity deathmatch."
Ah, Celebrity Deathmatch. I loved it, and mom forbade it, which only made me love it more. My favorite was Oprah vs Rosie O’Donnell vs Jerry Springer.