The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 16, 2022
Transcript:
Ring! Riley: Hello? Yes... Who's this? What? You sick punk! Don't you ever call this house with that #&@* ya hear?! I'm Riley Esco, and I don't play dat!!! Oh yeah?! Oh, it's like that, then, well then I dare you to call up here again with that nonsense! I double dare you, #&*@@# sucka, herb busta, punk!! Huey: Goodness! Who was that, the klan? Riley: Worse, a telemarketer. And boy are they fun to abuse! Click
Tempted to change my greeting to panel 2.