The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for October 25, 2022
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Transcript:
Huey: C'mon... Go right, go right!! Move!!! I'm not gonna lose this time... I'm not gonna lose... Aaargh!! You call that a shot?! You idiot!!!! What the?! What happened to the defense?! Where's the defense?! Stop him... Stop him... Nooooo!!! Riley: Kinda makes you wish the Y2K bug really did wipe out the world's computer chips, huh? Huey: No jury would convict me...
Forget it, Huey. The US has 3 justice systems: The regular courts, where you are (nominally) innocent until proven guilty; the military courts, where you are guilty until proven innocent; and the juvenile courts, where you are guilty. If you are in front of a juvenile judge, the possibility of your innocence is not considered (no, we don’t need to go into how I know this………)