The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 30, 2023
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May 31, 2023
Transcript:
Huey: Granddad? Granddad: Yeah, I'm just changing clothes - go 'head, I'll be out in a second. Huey: Well, this lawn thing is hard for me because I believe it's wrong to impose assimilation on any living thing, even grass. Granddad: Fascinating. Go on. Huey: Plus lawn mowing feels like one of those pointless societal distractions that keep us from focusing on matters of actual importance. Granddad: Wait...hold on... Whew! I feel much better now that this belt is off. Please, continue with what you were sayin'. Huey: Never mind.
Grandad doesn’t want any excuses, Huey. Just get off your stupid lazy behind and mow the lawn before he whups ya.