The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for October 06, 2023
Transcript:
Riley: So you don't think blackmailing Santa will work? Huey: Riley, in order to blackmail Santa you need some dirt on him, something incriminating. Do you have anything? Riley: Hmm... I did see him in a compromising position with some small children at the mall... Huey: I think you're gonna need something else.
I don’t think Santa could ever have a big scandal. Unless you count the song where he runs over an old lady.