The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 03, 2024
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Editor's note: Welcome, Americans! As part of the efforts to support national unity, we are temporarily replacing "The Boondocks" with "the adventures of flagee and ribbon." Today, flagee and his trusty sidekick, ribbon, tackle the issue of "what can I do?" Ribbon: Hey, flagee, I've been wondering. What can I do to fight terrorism? Flagee: Well, ribbon, an important part of fighting terrorism is supporting the economy. Go out and spend some money! Kids, what better way to spend that money than on an official flagee and ribbon "Osama Bin Laden is a punk" t-shirt. Tell bin Laden what a punk he is! Just $19.95 plus $4.95 shipping and handling. Order today - operators are standing by! Some of the money goes to a charity or something.
I wonder why whatsisname never got in on this racket.
Oh, that’s right. He was busy bankrupting casinos.