The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 14, 2024
September 13, 2024
September 15, 2024
Transcript:
TV: President Bush, following up yesterday's ban on civilian psychic activity, announced the "psychic selective service act," whereby Americans with paranormal abilities would be required to register for a possible draft into the FBI or the CIA. Attorney General Ashcroft said today, "we're letting the terrorists know we mean business - that we'll find them even if we have to use spooky metaphysical and/or supernatural means to do so!" Said one psychic who wished not to be identified, "I knew this would happen."
FBI: An organization whose rise was built on a murder (one they committed, not one they solved), and who have always been more concerned with eliminating civil liberties than with pursuing justice.
CIA: Like the OSS before them, a playground for Ivy League fraternity twits who don’t wan’t to stop playing with passwords and secret handshakes, business partners of the Mafia since 1944, and the major player in the South American drug trade since the late ’50s. Also assassins of many leaders of democratic movements worldwide.